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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Unidentifiable Wall Refuse
From a flight attendant at a non-IHG, non-Bonvoy, non-Ramada, non-Hilton, non-Hyatt chain, but still a chain (figure it out) in central Illinois Not sure what this is or why it was there. In room between dresser and refrigerator stand behind a lamp. Not sure if it is...
A Little Drive Up Puke
From a traveler who was walking out to their rental car in Detroit and saw the hotel shuttle pull up, a passenger stepped out and while waiting for their bag, inexplicably hurled on the pavement. Thanks to the temps, it was immortalized and still there the next morning.
The Weirdest Placement Of A Kid’s Urinal
In the public men's room at a hotel conference center in Kentucky. For the uninitiated, the kiddy potty is usually on the far left. Sometimes on the far right. But this is something that you just don't see. (And why are you lurking in a men's room looking for...
New From Stephen King: “Hellavator”
The Connecticut State Department of Elevator Inspections logo is either a satanic pig or an evil, crazed clown. From an airport hotel in Hartford.
What $5.43 A Night Will Get You In India
From a travel blogging couple named Lisa and Greg whose siteis funemployedtravelers.com - Hotel Maria, Sudder Street, Kolkata, India. Rs250 ($5.43USD ) total 2ppl double bed w/private toilet. This place is hard to rate only because it was recommended by a lady...
Mommy, Why Are There Pee Pee’s On The Door?
Discovered by a flight attendant on layover in LA. She reported it to the carrier so she wouldn't get blamed.