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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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“The Checks In The Mail…Slot At Some Hotel In Tampa”
From a Radio personality on vacation in Tampa/St. Pete and staying at an older, historic hotel. The kind that has the mail slots on each floor. And this one got a little backed up. He was curious as to how long some of it might've been stuck there.
The Nastiest Stain Of 2018 (So Far)
From a traveler in Albany who stayed at a hotel that's "in transition" to a new brand. Let's see what we have: a pencil, crumbs and a crime scene - the trifecta.
Another Reason Why You Should Use The Liner In The Ice Bucket
A frappe' of bacteria in an ice bucket at an upscale hotel in Edina, Minnesota. Sometimes money does not buy antibiotics.
They’re Missing Some Options
To be realistic they need to add "Crying Infant", "Domestic Dispute", "Histrionic Lover" and "Hearing Impaired TV Viewer".
I See Carrots
What happens in Vegas occasionally ends up on the floor of the walkway that connects the Luxor and the shops at Mandalay Bay.
Someone Might Be Dying Above The Shower
Just like in "Silence Of The Lambs", I've dispatched a housekeeper to the floor above mine to put a bullet in his leg to see if he's alive. At an O'Hare property.