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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Airport Bathrooms: Now Open For Parties
Spotted at one of the Delta hubs.
A Little Drive Up Puke
From a traveler who was walking out to their rental car in Detroit and saw the hotel shuttle pull up, a passenger stepped out and while waiting for their bag, inexplicably hurled on the pavement. Thanks to the temps, it was immortalized and still there the next morning.
The Weirdest Placement Of A Kid’s Urinal
In the public men's room at a hotel conference center in Kentucky. For the uninitiated, the kiddy potty is usually on the far left. Sometimes on the far right. But this is something that you just don't see. (And why are you lurking in a men's room looking for...
I See Carrots
What happens in Vegas occasionally ends up on the floor of the walkway that connects the Luxor and the shops at Mandalay Bay.
Someone Might Be Dying Above The Shower
Just like in "Silence Of The Lambs", I've dispatched a housekeeper to the floor above mine to put a bullet in his leg to see if he's alive. At an O'Hare property.
New From Stephen King: “Hellavator”
The Connecticut State Department of Elevator Inspections logo is either a satanic pig or an evil, crazed clown. From an airport hotel in Hartford.


