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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Last Guest Left An Impression For This Flight Attendant
Courtesy of a flight attendant on layover in Houston.
The Nastiest Stain Of 2018 (So Far)
From a traveler in Albany who stayed at a hotel that's "in transition" to a new brand. Let's see what we have: a pencil, crumbs and a crime scene - the trifecta.
Another Reason Why You Should Use The Liner In The Ice Bucket
A frappe' of bacteria in an ice bucket at an upscale hotel in Edina, Minnesota. Sometimes money does not buy antibiotics.
When Housekeepers Are Blind
There's some stuff that can be missed, but to change the linens and replace a pillow case with one from a nose-bleeding hemophiliac is kind of amazing. From a hotel adjacent to a nightclub on New Years Eve 2015.
Pubey, Or Not Pubey
From a holiday traveler who chose a Best Western rather than sleep in her sister's house with 7 children under the age of 10. At Christmas. "How does one of those hairs end up on a faucet. Actually, I don't want to know. But I got a new and upgraded room out of it."
They’re Missing Some Options
To be realistic they need to add "Crying Infant", "Domestic Dispute", "Histrionic Lover" and "Hearing Impaired TV Viewer".


