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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Someone Tried To Do Something Sneaky
A flight attendant checked into her layover hotel on Houston and discovered that a previous guest had tried to thwart the high-tech anti-smoking device that was installed when the place was built in 1977.
Projectile, As Opposed To Antijectile
From a flight attendant on layover in Texas where she stumbled on a spray pattern of puke on the wall next to the toilet.
Why Would You Steal A Smoke Detector?
From a flight attendant laying over at a Hilton brand in Nashville.
That Sure Clears Things Up
"A 1000 hotel rooms and finally, a Marriott in Texas, helped me figure something out that even eight years of college hadn't helped me solve. The hundreds of laptops and cell phones I've had stolen over the years. If only I'd know how to work the connecting door to...
This Would Explain The Amazing Nightly Rate
At a Marriott on a loop highway in Texas. It's missing a Smokey The Bear with big airline ramp employee ear protection.
Lesson? Don’t Look Under The Ice Bucket
This is just weird, and unusually disturbing. A flight attendant on layover in Jackson, MS picked up the inevitable ice bucket sitting counter in the bathroom and found some false eye lashes.