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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
Photo by Tim Savage from Pexels
“The Checks In The Mail…Slot At Some Hotel In Tampa”
From a Radio personality on vacation in Tampa/St. Pete and staying at an older, historic hotel. The kind that has the mail slots on each floor. And this one got a little backed up. He was curious as to how long some of it might've been stuck there.
Butt What Was Your Impression Of The Room?
At a IHG brand in Tennessee where a previous left a lasting impression on the chair in the room.
Along Came A Spider
Found in a tub at a Red-based brand. The finder/ee says that it was the icing on the cake and changed hotels; it sounds like she had had a loooonng week.
Hand Towel Surprise!
A flight attendant discovered a little black curly reminder of a previous guest at a hotel in South Carolina.
Fill In The Blank
They did a REALLY good job of making the fix. You can hardly tell that someone ripped out the Kleenex box.
Time For A “Seinfeld” Reference
It's a Poppy stain! At an airport hotel in Phoenix.


