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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Tiny Smidge Of Dirt In The Tub
Long flight from the US, long drive to the hotel and finally a chance to unwind and refresh in the tub. Welcome to Rome.
Business Center Ceiling Implosion
From a flight attendant on layover in Reno where the ceiling in the business center appears to be collapsing.
This Would Explain The Amazing Nightly Rate
At a Marriott on a loop highway in Texas. It's missing a Smokey The Bear with big airline ramp employee ear protection.
Lesson? Don’t Look Under The Ice Bucket
This is just weird, and unusually disturbing. A flight attendant on layover in Jackson, MS picked up the inevitable ice bucket sitting counter in the bathroom and found some false eye lashes.
Wall Spooge
As Flight Attendant X says, "If it's red and on the bed, someone bled." And "If it's white someone had a helluva night". On the wall of a 4 star hotel in Atlanta.



