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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Look In The Dictionary Under “Spartan Furnishings”
Apparently this is what $179 a night gets you at a motel in El Centro. Fancy!
The Movie Was Rated PeeGee!
A reminder that filth can migrate to places like cineplexes: "Going to see Marry Poppins. I picked the lucky seat. Filled with URINE(someone else's). Didn't see it in the dark(pic taken with flash). And, now I am in a different seat with wet yoga pants and 10 toilet...
Amarillo Surprise
From a flight attendant on layover at a non-brand hotel in Amarillo, she notes that the 3 foot slash in the curtain was disconcerting.
That’s One Dirty Drape
Brownish, reddish stains and patterns on a hotel drape in DC, submitted by a frequent business traveler in town for meetings.
Bathe At Your Own Risk
Just a tiny amount of blood or maybe even a scab, in a hotel bathtub in Louisiana, disintegrating down to little comet trails of dried plasma. It's minute but do you want that in the tub when you run a bath after a long day?
Avandoned
It's never a good sign when the previous brand's shuttle van is sitting, abandoned, broken into and rusting in a corner of the parking lot. "Holiday Inn" can barely be seen through the paint. At a Marriott in San Antonio.