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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Bird Poop or a Happy Stain?
On a couch at a $179 a night room in beautiful El Centro.
She Was Filled With Confidence
From a flight attendant on layover in the very wide and oblique "Missouri" where she found the peep hole punched out and replaced with Kleenex.
Curtain Contrail
From a flight attendant on layover in "Missouri": Two swipes of something brown or mahogany colored. Right about ass level.
The Glamorous Skies
From Flight Attendant X: I always dread checking the lavs at the end of flights. I wonder if Harry Dunne from "Dumb And Dumber" got dosed and was on-board.
This Hotel Doesn’t Have A Leg To Stand On
From a flight attendant on layover at a Hilton brand in New Mexico. I'll just sit over here on the semen-covered bed spread, thank you.
Someone Really Needed To Smoke
Disregard the love graffiti, recent guests at this Motel 6 disabled the smoke detector and just for good measure, baggied the sprinkler. Someone needs a patch.


