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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Interesting Skies And The People That Fly Them
Dad's cool with it so it must be fine.
Cabo San Plasma
From a couple hoping to escape relatives and Thanksgiving drama with a sunny mini-vacation in Mexico, they arrived to find this on their hotel's bathroom floor. A remnant from a cartel killing or someone who stepped on coral?
These Boots Were Made For Burning
How nasty, funky and gross would your work boots need to be that you leave them outside your room to pollute the hall all night? At a hotel in St. Petersburg, FL.
Bathe At Your Own Risk
Just a tiny amount of blood or maybe even a scab, in a hotel bathtub in Louisiana, disintegrating down to little comet trails of dried plasma. It's minute but do you want that in the tub when you run a bath after a long day?
Avandoned
It's never a good sign when the previous brand's shuttle van is sitting, abandoned, broken into and rusting in a corner of the parking lot. "Holiday Inn" can barely be seen through the paint. At a Marriott in San Antonio.
Floor Rubble
A tiny collection of "stuff" that has been sitting on a hotel carpet in Florida for probably decades.