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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Bad Night In Ames
A well-meaning spouse booked his wife a hotel room when she got stranded in Iowa during a blizzard. The chair has seen better and more fun times.
Office Building Nightmares
A brief departure from hotels, this sign was posted in an office park near SFO in Burlingame, CA.
A Little HVAC Dust
From a guest who noticed that the AC flow was kind of weak, called maintenance and when they failed to show, they got a screwdriver and did some investigating of their own.
Psycho: The Sequel
At a hotel in West Palm Beach, tonight's forecast calls for showers.
When Brands Die But The Van Lives On
Somewhere in Phoenix this amazing hunka hunk vehicle is available to a motivated buyer.
A TV Version Of “Out Of Order”
When you have a day of delays, cancellations and lost luggage this is not the message you want to see when you finally get to your hotel. The engineer put it succinctly, "It's broken."