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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Don’t Let The Dead Bugs Bite
A greeting on the carpet met a Radio programmer returning to Arizona from vacay in California: "We just needed a place to sleep on our way back home so we stopped in El Centro, CA. Booked this one online before we arrived. $179 for the night. I am not kidding."
She Was Filled With Confidence
From a flight attendant on layover in the very wide and oblique "Missouri" where she found the peep hole punched out and replaced with Kleenex.
Curtain Contrail
From a flight attendant on layover in "Missouri": Two swipes of something brown or mahogany colored. Right about ass level.
When Room Service Marinara Attacks
A blood splotch on bedding at a Super 8 in South Dakota.
Room With A View
I genuinely felt sorry for myself because of the pit of a room that I was assigned...until I opened the drapes and saw the guy living next to me.
The Glamorous Skies
From Flight Attendant X: I always dread checking the lavs at the end of flights. I wonder if Harry Dunne from "Dumb And Dumber" got dosed and was on-board.


