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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Dirtiest Knife In Iowa
At a tap house restaurant. Fortunately the turkey bacon club arrived already cut.
All In All, It’s Another Hole In The Wall
From a traveler in Chattanooga for a family event and staying at a property that ends in "Inn". Based on the circumference and the general neighborhood, he thinks someone popped a cap(TM).
Dust In The Wind…And All Over The Room
From a vacationer in Alaska who complained to the front desk because the room was too hot and the AC wasn't working. He left, came back and the air conditioning was on and a Winter's-worth of built up dust had blown all over the room.
An OCD Panic Attack Waiting To Happen
If you have issues with, well, order and symmetry, this Holiday Inn in Oregon would put you on a ledge.
Maybe The $24 Room Service Bagel WAS a Bargain
From a hotel in West Hollywood where the rooftop pool waiter acknowledged that people actually DO buy these $75,000 bottles of champagne "but just so they can impress their friends."
Kickin’ It Old School
It would take serious effort and a steel-toed boot to put four major dings in a metal-plated hotel room door. At an IHG brand in British Columbia.


