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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Bird Poop or a Happy Stain?
On a couch at a $179 a night room in beautiful El Centro.
Menage A Splat
At one of the swankiest and celebritiest hotels in LA, a guest made the mistake of moving a cushion on the couch while packing and checking out, and discovered that a previous guest had had a very enjoyable stay.
A Very A Peeling Hotel Bathroom
From a flight attendant on layover at a delapidating hotel in Oklahoma
Little Johnny Forgot His Smokes
It's always fun to look under cushions and mattresses. Someone was sneaking some smokes at the Beverly Heritage.
Maybe It’s A Good Night To Read A Book
Hotel phones and channel changers are historic for being bacterial frappe's. You don't need a blacklight to see the crud on this one.
Inexplicable
From a flight crew at a Holiday Inn in Sioux Falls where they report that all of the toilets are set away from the wall. Not bad...just kind of weird.