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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Dirtiest Knife In Iowa
At a tap house restaurant. Fortunately the turkey bacon club arrived already cut.
Someone Had A Fun Night
And yet housekeeping missed this splatter at a hotel in Philly.
Great Moments In Hotel Art
This inexplicable artwork was found on the wall at a Novotel in Ghana by Patrick Smith, a commercial pilot and amazing blogger. It's almost like a Rorschach Test. Who sees their mom? If you haven't subscribed to Patrick,...
“Don’t Move, I’ll Go Get A Wash Cloth”
A previous guest left, and housekeeping missed, a dirty and still damp wash cloth at a non-chain hotel in the Pacific Northwest.
Toilet Bow…hoa!!!!
From a flight attendant on layover in Odessa, where the seat was just sitting on the toilet bowl. Came right off. This is a new one.
Sink Stains
Most likely coffee. But still, who wants to see that when they walk in?


