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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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That Is One Threadbare Carpet
At an IHG brand in London. It wasn't just this patch but every 20 feet or so in the hall. It was also a hotel with "difficult internet times". Like when people return from touring or work at 6 pm....and the WiFi crashes....
Wash Cloth Remnants
On a wash cloth at a hotel in Harrisburg where a guest opened it up to find a couple of brown specks and a very subtle brown streak....yeah...
Toilet Seat Drippage
"The little black spot was just an imperfection or 'ding' but the odd drip stains were definitely from a previous guest", courtesy of a business traveler in Raleigh.
The Winner Of The Worst Hotel Chair EVER Award
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip "extended stay" motel.
Stephen King’s Power Outlet
Not scary but just ODD. At a "inn and suites" brand.
Second Hand Smoke
From a major hotel chain's hallmark property in NYC where the room full of Asian tourists in the next room were smoking so much, that it didn't just pollute the hallway, it came through the vent into another guests' room: "It was thick. I took the towel, put it over...


