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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Beverly Hills Blech
" "One night in a famed bungalow, a home away from home for countless screenwriters and directors and movie stars, all for a special birthday night, with stained carpeting, non functional light switches and a heated toilet seat that makes your ass sweat."
The Most Complicated Hotel Toilet Ever
When you need a PhD to PeE. From a flight attendant returning from Japan.
That Is One Nasty Keurig
From a flight attendant on layover in Nashville: I took the machine down and called the manager, he said sorry and gave me 10,000 points for my discomfort. Sheesh talk about giving the guest a stomach cancer.
A Little Hair, A Little Pee….
In the gray area between the toilet and the cabinet at a hotel near Laguardia.
Luckily The Snacks Are Protected. We Think.
A daring traveler chose to go where no one has dared go before...and look on top of the vending machine on the floor at his Wichita hotel. That's a whole mess 'o mess.
“Things That Are Black And Curley” for $500, Alex
A pube from a previous (shedding) guest at an airport hotel in Atlanta.


