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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Another Jacked Up Hotel Phone In Albuquerque
This phone appears to have last been sanitized in 1998.
So Many Carcinogens, So Little Time
This is totally healthy. Totally.
Shades Of “Silence Of The Lambs”
At an IHG brand near a major airport where a frozen traveler checking in at midnight made the mistake of looking up in the elevator. Something might have died on the roof of the car and started leaking in.
Headboard Splatter
From an international traveler at a hotel in Niagara Falls. The submitter was impressed by the "volume and trajectory" of the projectile-er.
Wide Stance
Suspicious protoplasm deposited right on target, dead center and forward on a chair at an all suites hotel in Colorado.
The Old “White, Brown, Yellow” Theory
Flight Attendant X put it best: "Brown? It's probably poop. Yellow? Probably innocuous...unless it's on tile. White? ALWAYS is love juice." From a flight attendant on layover in Pittsburgh. Found next to her bed.


