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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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Someone Overstayed Their Welcome

Someone Overstayed Their Welcome

Fligh attendants see the oddest thing. From a Sky Warrior who checked in for a layover at a very fancy hotel in Southern California. Prediction: the hotel doesn't see a penny of it.

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The Most Random Chair In The Hotel Industry

The Most Random Chair In The Hotel Industry

At an airport hotel in Charlotte. The ice machine got moved to another floor. The soda machine replaced it and then got moved down the hall next to the elevator. Instead of sticking a plant there, they stuck the loneliest chair in it the space. I sat there just so...

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Windows 05

Windows 05

Because 2005 was probably the last year these windows at a suite hotel in Columbus were cleaned.

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Free Wifi, Truck Parking & Big Scary Bugs

Free Wifi, Truck Parking & Big Scary Bugs

From a mom on vacation with a daughter in Tucson: The bug was on the floor by the ironing board. Completely startled me. It was a good size bug and was twitching around a little bit. I wasn't interested in doing the bug relocation program since I didn't know if it was...

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