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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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Saudi-Style Public Bathrooms

Saudi-Style Public Bathrooms

Just as there is a BIG gap between luxury accomodations and "every day people" lodging in Saudi Arabia, the bathroom options can run from goldplated toilet seats with bidets that spout mineral water at a constant 70 degree temp...to Asian-style squat toilets. Spotted...

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Shades Of “Silence Of The Lambs”

Shades Of “Silence Of The Lambs”

At an IHG brand near a major airport where a frozen traveler checking in at midnight made the mistake of looking up in the elevator. Something might have died on the roof of the car and started leaking in.

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Free Wifi, Truck Parking & Big Scary Bugs

Free Wifi, Truck Parking & Big Scary Bugs

From a mom on vacation with a daughter in Tucson: The bug was on the floor by the ironing board. Completely startled me. It was a good size bug and was twitching around a little bit. I wasn't interested in doing the bug relocation program since I didn't know if it was...

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Headboard Splatter

Headboard Splatter

From an international traveler at a hotel in Niagara Falls. The submitter was impressed by the "volume and trajectory" of the projectile-er.

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