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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Little Hotel AC Schmootz
From a traveler in EXTREME northern Minnesota who couldn't decide whether this was blood, barbecue sauce or urine from a seriously dehydrated guest.
More Queasy Finds From The Flight Attendant Community
Imagine having a 14 hour workday, the shuttle takes 45 minutes to finally pick up the crew, you get to your hotel for a sadly too-brief night of sleep, and you find this remnant from a previous guest? This was the first file that hotelnightmares.com has ever received...
Green Means “Go……To A New Hotel”
This disturbing photo was shot from the hotel window of a flight attendant with a regional carrier on layover in Jackson, Mississippi. This would be a Not Tub, though, at night with the in-spa lights it might look kind of trippy.
Cushion Spot
From a flight attendant on layover. An odd little spot, approximately RIGHT where someone would have been sitting, at an airport hotel near BWI.
Poop Or Blood? That Is The Question.
From a radio industry professional on vacation at a major brand hotel in Tribeca, NY. Even when he posted the shot of this towel to his Facebook account, the question is undecided. Face towels, generally, blood. Bath towels, usually dookie. Editorial opinion.
This Will Wake You Up In The Morning
From a traveler in suburban Seattle who got up, put a coffee packet in the little tray, took the cellophane wrap off a mug, got some water, poured it in the coffee maker and noticed that there was a big blob of mushy creamer left over from the previous guests...


