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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Hotel Phone That Might Be Missing A Few Buttons
Wakeup call? Room service? Valet? Dial 0 apparently.
Not What You’d Expect From A Fairytale Castle
A minor amount of damage from a Strip hotel in Las Vegas.
The Most Random Chair In The Hotel Industry
At an airport hotel in Charlotte. The ice machine got moved to another floor. The soda machine replaced it and then got moved down the hall next to the elevator. Instead of sticking a plant there, they stuck the loneliest chair in it the space. I sat there just so...
If Chairs Could Talk
From a casino hotel near Reno where a guest took a break trying to stumble back to their room and caught their breath on a chair in the lobby. They then stood up, turned around, puked all over this chair and then headed off to their room as if nothing was...
The Room Needs A Good Dusting
From a woman who was taking her daughter to look at colleges in the "general Boston area". Left her laptop on the desk and after three days they checked out and she could see just how much dust was floating around.
Windows 05
Because 2005 was probably the last year these windows at a suite hotel in Columbus were cleaned.


