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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Random Moments Of Hotel Lampshade Snot
Spotted at a Holiday Inn in Minnesota.
Moldy Moments In Hotel Art
From a flight attendant for a regional carrier who has shared three photos from three different rooms on three different layovers at the same hotel in Jackson, Mississippi. A true aficionado would look at this piece of art and say, "I see a conflict of hues and...
Someone Had A Lonely Night In Albuquerque
From a flight attendant who spent a long day of traveling, finally checked in to her hotel room and found that a previous guest had "made happy" over the back of the toilet lid. The splatter, spray, specimen is kind of hard to see but it's kind of impressive.
Bad Parenting Takes A Holiday
At an Orlando resort where a mom and dad sat on beach chairs and chatted while their two little darlings waded around knee-deep in a pond posted for gators.
You Just Kind Of Need To Tilt Your Head
An attendee of the NAB Radio Show in Austin noted that the street/river scene artwork in his room was hung sideways.
That Fly Done Flew
From a hotel guest who woke up for an early check out to find that he'd had another roommate and that he/she/it passed away on the bathroom tile over night. He/she/it leave a wife and 14,000 eggs in the coffee maker.