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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Fat Shaming In Florida
They might need to rethink the wording of this parking lot sign on the Gulf Coast.
The Most Random Hotel Graffiti Of 2020
Someone was hungry.
This Can’t Be Good
No electrician would suggest that an outlet leaking yellow fluid is a "positive thing".
The Classy Skies
From radio personality, world traveler and humanitarian www.ramblinrandy.com who was fortunate enough to sit across from the gentleman on an Air Fiji flight.
Someone Tried To Recreate “Psycho”
A reddish pool of left-over plasma from someone's previous misadventure at a very very nice hotel in Canada.
Someone Had A Fun Night
Not sure how it ended up on a cushion at an airport hotel in Minneapolis, but someone had a happy ending before scheduling their wakeup call.


