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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Possible Cable Problems
This would explain why channels 4 through 209 were kind of fuzzy.
Moldy Moments In Hotel Art
From a flight attendant for a regional carrier who has shared three photos from three different rooms on three different layovers at the same hotel in Jackson, Mississippi. A true aficionado would look at this piece of art and say, "I see a conflict of hues and...
Someone Had A Lonely Night In Albuquerque
From a flight attendant who spent a long day of traveling, finally checked in to her hotel room and found that a previous guest had "made happy" over the back of the toilet lid. The splatter, spray, specimen is kind of hard to see but it's kind of impressive.
Someone Tried To Recreate “Psycho”
A reddish pool of left-over plasma from someone's previous misadventure at a very very nice hotel in Canada.
Someone Had A Fun Night
Not sure how it ended up on a cushion at an airport hotel in Minneapolis, but someone had a happy ending before scheduling their wakeup call.
Bad Parenting Takes A Holiday
At an Orlando resort where a mom and dad sat on beach chairs and chatted while their two little darlings waded around knee-deep in a pond posted for gators.