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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Little Hotel AC Schmootz
From a traveler in EXTREME northern Minnesota who couldn't decide whether this was blood, barbecue sauce or urine from a seriously dehydrated guest.
The Most Random Hotel Graffiti Of 2020
Someone was hungry.
This Can’t Be Good
No electrician would suggest that an outlet leaking yellow fluid is a "positive thing".
Great Moments In OCD
There are a small percentage of travelers who would find this slightly-askew-door disconcerting in an "exploding head kind of way."
What Drains In Vegas, Stays In Vegas
Any other city, there could be some reasonable explanations for crusty material that pooled around the drain in the bath tub.
The Classy Skies
From radio personality, world traveler and humanitarian www.ramblinrandy.com who was fortunate enough to sit across from the gentleman on an Air Fiji flight.


