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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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People Train Don’t Run Out’a Wichita….
But apparently noses do. Run, that is. From an "inn" hotel in Wichita where the guest asks, "Snot or Not?"
Ain’t No Party Like A Bud Light
Hopefully housekeeping let them sleep in.
The Old “Reverse Peephole Ploy”
Flight attendants get training in more than keeping their passengers safe, but also on how to be safe when traveling and laying over. So it was pretty easy to spot this anomaly at an Uncomfortable Inn where she'd been assigned the inevitable handicapped room: the...
Butt What Was Your Impression Of The Room?
At a IHG brand in Tennessee where a previous left a lasting impression on the chair in the room.
Along Came A Spider
Found in a tub at a Red-based brand. The finder/ee says that it was the icing on the cake and changed hotels; it sounds like she had had a loooonng week.
Bed Skirt DNA
As Flight Attendant X says, if it's white, someone had a fun night. At a Hilton brand in Toronto during a winter storm.


