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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Houston, We Have Some Hair
From a young woman on her way back from a wedding in Brazil who got bumped by the airline and stuck in a hotel near Houston Bush on her way back to Canada. It appears that the previous guest shed a little on the pillow.
A Room With A Fume
From a hotel near Boston Logan that has one of those million dollar views. If it was a million dollars in highly flammable petroleum products.
“It’s Just Rust”
From a former Hyatt property where a traveler noticed this blob of discoloration and was told not too worry. "It's the humidity. It's just rust."
The Nastiest Stain Of 2018 (So Far)
From a traveler in Albany who stayed at a hotel that's "in transition" to a new brand. Let's see what we have: a pencil, crumbs and a crime scene - the trifecta.
Another Reason Why You Should Use The Liner In The Ice Bucket
A frappe' of bacteria in an ice bucket at an upscale hotel in Edina, Minnesota. Sometimes money does not buy antibiotics.
A Little Drive Up Puke
From a traveler who was walking out to their rental car in Detroit and saw the hotel shuttle pull up, a passenger stepped out and while waiting for their bag, inexplicably hurled on the pavement. Thanks to the temps, it was immortalized and still there the next morning.