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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Holey Spread, Batman!
From a woman who works in the Canadian film industry who was flying back to Vancouver from a wedding in Brazil and got bumped in Houston and put in some very very classy lodgings by the airline.
A Flight Attendant With A Beef About Bacon
From a flight attendant on layover in Philadelphia who got a to-go boxed breakfast to bring back to her room and found this piece of bacon. She described it as something that you’d “find in the Abrasion Unit at a leper colony.” She’d already experienced a rough...
A Slapped-Together Hotel HVAC Unit
It appears that a hotel hired a contractor who posted on the corkboard at the Piggly Wiggly, with the expected results and quality.
Along Came A Spider
Found in a tub at a Red-based brand. The finder/ee says that it was the icing on the cake and changed hotels; it sounds like she had had a loooonng week.
Bed Skirt DNA
As Flight Attendant X says, if it's white, someone had a fun night. At a Hilton brand in Toronto during a winter storm.
A Phone That Got Lost In Transition
Spotted at a hotel in Albany that switched to a new brand but they haven't gotten around to changing the phones.