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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Most Freudian Hotel Door In Toronto
It's like a Rorscharch Door. I see Clarissa Darling, but that's me. From an international traveler on her way home from South America.
Who Doesn’t Want To Sleep On Someone Else’s Hair?
From a traveler returning home to Vancouver from Costa Rica and got a room at Houston Bush for six hours. Whoops. They didn't change the pillow case.
Maybe “Quality” Is Not A Great Brand Name?
From monkchop at a hotel near Disneyland. “There were two beds and both looked like this. When I reported it to QI headquarters they claim that QI told them they removed the beds during my visit. Not!”
Cabo San Plasma
From a couple hoping to escape relatives and Thanksgiving drama with a sunny mini-vacation in Mexico, they arrived to find this on their hotel's bathroom floor. A remnant from a cartel killing or someone who stepped on coral?
These Boots Were Made For Burning
How nasty, funky and gross would your work boots need to be that you leave them outside your room to pollute the hall all night? At a hotel in St. Petersburg, FL.
Projectile, As Opposed To Antijectile
From a flight attendant on layover in Texas where she stumbled on a spray pattern of puke on the wall next to the toilet.


