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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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People Train Don’t Run Out’a Wichita….
But apparently noses do. Run, that is. From an "inn" hotel in Wichita where the guest asks, "Snot or Not?"
Maybe “Quality” Is Not A Great Brand Name?
From monkchop at a hotel near Disneyland. “There were two beds and both looked like this. When I reported it to QI headquarters they claim that QI told them they removed the beds during my visit. Not!”
Literally A Blood Bath
From a business traveler in Budapest on business. (Thus the term "business traveler") He was at a US-based hotel brand this is what happened when he ran the shower. He closed the drain to get the full effect. Management blamed it on "rust".
Cabo San Plasma
From a couple hoping to escape relatives and Thanksgiving drama with a sunny mini-vacation in Mexico, they arrived to find this on their hotel's bathroom floor. A remnant from a cartel killing or someone who stepped on coral?
These Boots Were Made For Burning
How nasty, funky and gross would your work boots need to be that you leave them outside your room to pollute the hall all night? At a hotel in St. Petersburg, FL.
Projectile, As Opposed To Antijectile
From a flight attendant on layover in Texas where she stumbled on a spray pattern of puke on the wall next to the toilet.