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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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A Tale Of The Tape

A Tale Of The Tape

This is an out-of-the-ordinary post for us. This is from a guy with COVID who is in quarantine at a govt "Domestic Preparedness" facility. (He's there on work) He described it as an "Army dorm but without the glitz.)

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Curtain Contrail

Curtain Contrail

From a flight attendant on layover in "Missouri": Two swipes of something brown or mahogany colored. Right about ass level.

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The Movie Was Rated PeeGee!

The Movie Was Rated PeeGee!

A reminder that  filth can migrate to places like cineplexes: "Going to see Marry Poppins. I picked the lucky seat. Filled with URINE(someone else's). Didn't see it in the dark(pic taken with flash). And, now I am in a different seat with wet yoga pants and 10 toilet...

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Amarillo Surprise

Amarillo Surprise

From a flight attendant on layover at a non-brand hotel in Amarillo, she notes that the 3 foot slash in the curtain was disconcerting.

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