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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Flight Attendants See The Most Awful Stuff
From a hard-working sky warrior who says crews have been pleading with their company to NOT book them at this hotel....and yet....they still do.
Great….Toenail Clippings!
Hampton Inn's are usually our go to place to stay when we travel. The price is good, the rooms are clean, the service is excellent....not this time. The phone cord was broken, the mini fridge basically fell out of its cabinet hole anytime we opened the door, but...
One Of The Weirder Things Ever Left Behind In A Hotel
Some big ass eye lashes found by a flight attendant on layover in Tulsa.
Possibly The Saddest (Plastic) In-Room Plant (Ever)
Found by a flight attendant on layover. She says that it really perked up her 6 hour stay.
Menage A Splat
At one of the swankiest and celebritiest hotels in LA, a guest made the mistake of moving a cushion on the couch while packing and checking out, and discovered that a previous guest had had a very enjoyable stay.
A Very A Peeling Hotel Bathroom
From a flight attendant on layover at a delapidating hotel in Oklahoma


