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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Most Freudian Hotel Door In Toronto
It's like a Rorscharch Door. I see Clarissa Darling, but that's me. From an international traveler on her way home from South America.
Actual Wall Pee?
It LOOKS like someone dropped trou and decided that walking to the bathroom was too much effort. At a hotel in Minot, ND.
Extended Stain
From a woman in the South Bay visiting family who found this petri chair in her extended stay hotel.
It’s Yellowish Brown And It’s On Your Pillow
From a traveler who was having a bad morning: they missed his wake up call, the there was no hot water in the shower and as he threw clothes in his bag, he noticed that the pillow he'd slept on was smattered(TM) with some kind of yellow/brown fluid.
Someone REALLY Wanted To Get In The Room
The airlines have protocols and procedures to protect their flight crews on layovers and savvy employees learn the do's and don'ts of life on the road. But sometimes the lodging doesn't accommodate. From a flight attendant on her night between flights.
She Was Filled With Confidence
From a flight attendant on layover in the very wide and oblique "Missouri" where she found the peep hole punched out and replaced with Kleenex.