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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Most Freudian Hotel Door In Toronto
It's like a Rorscharch Door. I see Clarissa Darling, but that's me. From an international traveler on her way home from South America.
Maybe It Was Supposed To Go The Other Way?
From a sharp eyed Radio personality named Boomer (possibly a pseudonym) who noticed that the latch was installed backwards.
Actual Wall Pee?
It LOOKS like someone dropped trou and decided that walking to the bathroom was too much effort. At a hotel in Minot, ND.
Menage A Splat
At one of the swankiest and celebritiest hotels in LA, a guest made the mistake of moving a cushion on the couch while packing and checking out, and discovered that a previous guest had had a very enjoyable stay.
A Very A Peeling Hotel Bathroom
From a flight attendant on layover at a delapidating hotel in Oklahoma
It’s Yellowish Brown And It’s On Your Pillow
From a traveler who was having a bad morning: they missed his wake up call, the there was no hot water in the shower and as he threw clothes in his bag, he noticed that the pillow he'd slept on was smattered(TM) with some kind of yellow/brown fluid.


