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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Rorscharch Couch
From an airport hotel in Canada. I see my mom...Freud...my mom....a train...my mom.
Great….Toenail Clippings!
Hampton Inn's are usually our go to place to stay when we travel. The price is good, the rooms are clean, the service is excellent....not this time. The phone cord was broken, the mini fridge basically fell out of its cabinet hole anytime we opened the door, but...
One Of The Weirder Things Ever Left Behind In A Hotel
Some big ass eye lashes found by a flight attendant on layover in Tulsa.
Dust In The Wind…And All Over The Room
From a vacationer in Alaska who complained to the front desk because the room was too hot and the AC wasn't working. He left, came back and the air conditioning was on and a Winter's-worth of built up dust had blown all over the room.
Airline Window Snot
Soon to be an Alt Rock band name. Spotted on a flight from Newark to Houston where someone sneezed a little and neglected to clean it up. It's a little coagulated which means it's not, well, something else that's wet and red.
Possibly The Saddest (Plastic) In-Room Plant (Ever)
Found by a flight attendant on layover. She says that it really perked up her 6 hour stay.


