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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Really Crappy Review…Literally
Someone stumbled on a whole plethora of stuff in their Anaheim hotel.
The Case Of The Stolen Smoke Detector
From a traveler at a Best Western who made the mistake of glancing up in the hallway.
Pool Towel Blood
From a Vancouver designer who decided to escape for the weekend to Mayne Island and found some blood stains on her pool-side towel.
“Things That Bug Me” for $500, Alex
From a visitor to a major weekend autoshow event that drew 200,000 people. to the Twin Cities. "There's nothing like stepping into the bathroom, turning on the coffee, turning on the water and then unrolling the bathmat to find a half inch long bug crawling around."
Another Not-So-Great Grate
An unbelievably filthy vent in a Best Western bathroom in Minnesota.
All In All, It’s Another Hole In The Wall
From a traveler in Chattanooga for a family event and staying at a property that ends in "Inn". Based on the circumference and the general neighborhood, he thinks someone popped a cap(TM).


