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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Where Dorm Frig’s Go To Die
This Bonvoy brand frig near DFW has seemingly had a rough life. It might require Large Marge to describe it's demise.
A Tiny Smudge Of Hotel Coffee Maker Mold
In theory the steaming hotel water kills off the germs, right? Found by a family on a college move-in trip in Philadelphia.
Another Happy Stain
At literally the worst hotel in West Palm Beach, a traveler didn't think that he could find anything more. And then he looked at the chair in his room.
Ever Wanted To See What The Innards Of An Ice Machine Look Like, Kids?
From a hotel that's between brands where they promised ice machines on the odd numbered floors. Only the 3rd floor had one and surprisingly, it wasn't working.
That There’s A Frog
An actual first at hotelnightmares.com...a frog in a motel room, found, stumbled, hopped on in Iowa. Both the frog and the guest escaped unscathed.
Someone Had A Fun Night
And yet housekeeping missed this splatter at a hotel in Philly.


