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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Nothing To See Here, Just A Man In His Tighty Whiteys, Move Along
The old, "I was too lazy to put pants on when I sneak down the hall to get a bucket of ice...and left my key card in the room" ploy.
Norman Bates Gives This Shower 5 Thumbs Up
From a hardworking member of the Record Industry who was in Fresno visiting a radio station. The shower curtain was barely hanging on.
That Is One Filthy Hotel Towel
From a Red Roof Inn where a traveler found one towel in their room and this was it.
Toilet Seat Drippage
"The little black spot was just an imperfection or 'ding' but the odd drip stains were definitely from a previous guest", courtesy of a business traveler in Raleigh.
To Freeze Or Turn On The Heat…?
From a traveler at a Pittsburgh airport hotel on a sleety night. She eventually used a washcloth to cover her finger tips when she turned the heat on.
Another Great Moment In Filthy Hotel Windows
At a hotel in Buffalo where the windows were last Squeegee'd before people knew what a Squeegee was.


