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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Where Dorm Frig’s Go To Die
This Bonvoy brand frig near DFW has seemingly had a rough life. It might require Large Marge to describe it's demise.
Just So Much Happening In One Photo
From a traveler who check into a Red Roof Inn to save a few bucks
A Tiny Smudge Of Hotel Coffee Maker Mold
In theory the steaming hotel water kills off the germs, right? Found by a family on a college move-in trip in Philadelphia.
No Wonder The Room Was So Dark
A broken light fixture in an IHG brand in metro Atlanta.
Neil Young Was Right: Rust Never Sleeps
From a hotel where a guest went to the bar and asked for a couple of bottles of beer to go back to the room. The server asked if he'd like them in a bucket with some ice, so he said "Sure!" and was given a 1987-era Miller Lite bucket filled with ice and a couple of...
Ever Wanted To See What The Innards Of An Ice Machine Look Like, Kids?
From a hotel that's between brands where they promised ice machines on the odd numbered floors. Only the 3rd floor had one and surprisingly, it wasn't working.