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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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“Things That Bug Me”, for $500, Alex
At an IHG brand in the Tampa area. On a previous visit this guest found an ant in the inroom coffee after it had brewed.
Floor ‘Ew!’
From a traveler who stayed at a Red Roof Inn and apparently housekeeping moved the bed. But didn't move it back. Ew.
Just So Much Happening In One Photo
From a traveler who check into a Red Roof Inn to save a few bucks
Another Great Moment In Filthy Hotel Windows
At a hotel in Buffalo where the windows were last Squeegee'd before people knew what a Squeegee was.
No Wonder The Room Was So Dark
A broken light fixture in an IHG brand in metro Atlanta.
Neil Young Was Right: Rust Never Sleeps
From a hotel where a guest went to the bar and asked for a couple of bottles of beer to go back to the room. The server asked if he'd like them in a bucket with some ice, so he said "Sure!" and was given a 1987-era Miller Lite bucket filled with ice and a couple of...


