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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Another Disgusting Discovery By A Flight Attendant
From a flight attendant laying over in St. Louis, where she found the remnants on the couch of someone else who was laying over.
Look In The Dictionary Under “Spartan Furnishings”
Apparently this is what $179 a night gets you at a motel in El Centro. Fancy!
Don’t Let The Dead Bugs Bite
A greeting on the carpet met a Radio programmer returning to Arizona from vacay in California: "We just needed a place to sleep on our way back home so we stopped in El Centro, CA. Booked this one online before we arrived. $179 for the night. I am not kidding."
Not What You Want To See After A Long Day
From a flight attendant with a regional carrier who spent a LONG day dealing with happy, pleasant, courteous passengers and FINALLY got to her hotel to find a remnant from a previous guest.
Another Great Moment In Ceiling Leakage
From a guy doing a cross country trip to North Dakota to South Dakota via Utah.
The Most Random Hotel Graffiti Of 2020
Someone was hungry.


