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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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An Inexplicable Hotel Thermostat
Good luck with the AC tonight.
A Little Do-It-Yourself Maintenance
A toilet tank was either bouncing or hitting the wall or needed to be held in-place. This was a quick fix at a very expensive budget motel in El Centro, California.
As They Would Say In The UK, “Bloody Pillow!”
A little swash of plasma, almost certainly from a bloody nose, and missed by housekeeping. At a hotel in Salt Lake City.
A Flight Attendant With A Beef About Bacon
From a flight attendant on layover in Philadelphia who got a to-go boxed breakfast to bring back to her room and found this piece of bacon. She described it as something that you’d “find in the Abrasion Unit at a leper colony.” She’d already experienced a rough...
A Slapped-Together Hotel HVAC Unit
It appears that a hotel hired a contractor who posted on the corkboard at the Piggly Wiggly, with the expected results and quality.
A Room With A Fume
From a hotel near Boston Logan that has one of those million dollar views. If it was a million dollars in highly flammable petroleum products.