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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Yeah…This Will Keep Them Out
Another broken door chain. This time at a Super 8 in Iowa.
That Is ONE Skeezy Hotel Window
At a Hampton Inn. It seems like a perfect storm of dirt, grime, dust and ectoplasm.
Holy Curtains, Batman!
At a surprisingly nice Hyatt brand.
Who Doesn’t Want To Sleep On Someone Else’s Hair?
From a traveler returning home to Vancouver from Costa Rica and got a room at Houston Bush for six hours. Whoops. They didn't change the pillow case.
Maybe “Quality” Is Not A Great Brand Name?
From monkchop at a hotel near Disneyland. “There were two beds and both looked like this. When I reported it to QI headquarters they claim that QI told them they removed the beds during my visit. Not!”
Literally A Blood Bath
From a business traveler in Budapest on business. (Thus the term "business traveler") He was at a US-based hotel brand this is what happened when he ran the shower. He closed the drain to get the full effect. Management blamed it on "rust".


