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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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“Sybil, room for 18”
God bless the silly people.
Critters!
From a hotel guest in Minnesota, in town for his niece's grad party and this was stuck on the door to the parking lot.
Beverly Hills Blech
" "One night in a famed bungalow, a home away from home for countless screenwriters and directors and movie stars, all for a special birthday night, with stained carpeting, non functional light switches and a heated toilet seat that makes your ass sweat."
Maybe It Was Supposed To Go The Other Way?
From a sharp eyed Radio personality named Boomer (possibly a pseudonym) who noticed that the latch was installed backwards.
Actual Wall Pee?
It LOOKS like someone dropped trou and decided that walking to the bathroom was too much effort. At a hotel in Minot, ND.
Extended Stain
From a woman in the South Bay visiting family who found this petri chair in her extended stay hotel.