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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Eleva-terror
From a summer traveler who spotted this warning sign on the only elevator at a Hampton Inn in Kentucky.
Another Jacked Up Hotel Phone In Albuquerque
This phone appears to have last been sanitized in 1998.
A Hotel Phone That Might Be Missing A Few Buttons
Wakeup call? Room service? Valet? Dial 0 apparently.
DOA At The B&B
Generally speaking, these advisories don't get posted unless there was a previous incident.
The Case Of The Stolen Smoke Detector
From a traveler at a Best Western who made the mistake of glancing up in the hallway.
Pool Towel Blood
From a Vancouver designer who decided to escape for the weekend to Mayne Island and found some blood stains on her pool-side towel.


