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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Oh No…Not Even Embassy Suites Is Immune From Hotel Nightmares
This is a common refrain: flight attendants see the WORST stuff on the road. And there are definitely layover hotels that can be expected to provide exciting content. But one hardworking sky nanny was disappointed to see THIS at an Embassy Suites.
Random Moments Of Hotel Lampshade Snot
Spotted at a Holiday Inn in Minnesota.
A Little Hotel AC Schmootz
From a traveler in EXTREME northern Minnesota who couldn't decide whether this was blood, barbecue sauce or urine from a seriously dehydrated guest.
Norman Bates Gives This Shower 5 Thumbs Up
From a hardworking member of the Record Industry who was in Fresno visiting a radio station. The shower curtain was barely hanging on.
That Is One Filthy Hotel Towel
From a Red Roof Inn where a traveler found one towel in their room and this was it.
Floor ‘Ew!’
From a traveler who stayed at a Red Roof Inn and apparently housekeeping moved the bed. But didn't move it back. Ew.


