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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Eleva-terror
From a summer traveler who spotted this warning sign on the only elevator at a Hampton Inn in Kentucky.
A Little Hotel AC Schmootz
From a traveler in EXTREME northern Minnesota who couldn't decide whether this was blood, barbecue sauce or urine from a seriously dehydrated guest.
Possible Cable Problems
This would explain why channels 4 through 209 were kind of fuzzy.
Norman Bates Gives This Shower 5 Thumbs Up
From a hardworking member of the Record Industry who was in Fresno visiting a radio station. The shower curtain was barely hanging on.
That Is One Filthy Hotel Towel
From a Red Roof Inn where a traveler found one towel in their room and this was it.
Floor ‘Ew!’
From a traveler who stayed at a Red Roof Inn and apparently housekeeping moved the bed. But didn't move it back. Ew.


