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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Oh No…Not Even Embassy Suites Is Immune From Hotel Nightmares
This is a common refrain: flight attendants see the WORST stuff on the road. And there are definitely layover hotels that can be expected to provide exciting content. But one hardworking sky nanny was disappointed to see THIS at an Embassy Suites.
Houston, We Have Some Hair
From a young woman on her way back from a wedding in Brazil who got bumped by the airline and stuck in a hotel near Houston Bush on her way back to Canada. It appears that the previous guest shed a little on the pillow.
Fat Shaming In Florida
They might need to rethink the wording of this parking lot sign on the Gulf Coast.
Airport Bathrooms: Now Open For Parties
Spotted at one of the Delta hubs.
When There’s A Rat In Your Room
From a world traveler named Randy who asked, "Why is my girlfriend sleeping on a table in our hotel room in the Seychelles? Because of a rat."
Another Disgusting “Find” By A Flight Attendant
These poor people. Unruly passengers. Exhuasting schedules. And they, say, check into a layover hotel in Augusta, Georgia, grab a towel off the racks and it spills nail clippings all over the bed.