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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Few Hotel Ants In Kentucky
Actually, more than a few. At a Hilton brand in a university town in Kentucky.
Fat Shaming In Florida
They might need to rethink the wording of this parking lot sign on the Gulf Coast.
Random Moments Of Hotel Lampshade Snot
Spotted at a Holiday Inn in Minnesota.
When There’s A Rat In Your Room
From a world traveler named Randy who asked, "Why is my girlfriend sleeping on a table in our hotel room in the Seychelles? Because of a rat."
Another Disgusting “Find” By A Flight Attendant
These poor people. Unruly passengers. Exhuasting schedules. And they, say, check into a layover hotel in Augusta, Georgia, grab a towel off the racks and it spills nail clippings all over the bed.
Beers, Wings & A Little Crack
A sight to enjoy while waiting for your drink order and nachos at a Holiday Inn bar/restaurant.

