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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Oh No…Not Even Embassy Suites Is Immune From Hotel Nightmares
This is a common refrain: flight attendants see the WORST stuff on the road. And there are definitely layover hotels that can be expected to provide exciting content. But one hardworking sky nanny was disappointed to see THIS at an Embassy Suites.
Holey Spread, Batman!
From a woman who works in the Canadian film industry who was flying back to Vancouver from a wedding in Brazil and got bumped in Houston and put in some very very classy lodgings by the airline.
Houston, We Have Some Hair
From a young woman on her way back from a wedding in Brazil who got bumped by the airline and stuck in a hotel near Houston Bush on her way back to Canada. It appears that the previous guest shed a little on the pillow.
Unidentifiable Wall Refuse
From a flight attendant at a non-IHG, non-Bonvoy, non-Ramada, non-Hilton, non-Hyatt chain, but still a chain (figure it out) in central Illinois Not sure what this is or why it was there. In room between dresser and refrigerator stand behind a lamp. Not sure if it is...
The Last Guest Left An Impression For This Flight Attendant
Courtesy of a flight attendant on layover in Houston.
Airport Bathrooms: Now Open For Parties
Spotted at one of the Delta hubs.


