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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Sadly It Was Just Dramamine…
Who hasn't just taken a chance and tried a random pill they found on a hotel room floor...anyone...anyone? Anywho, this discovery at a Hampton Inn in Santa Barbara was just a run-of-the-mill Dramamine. Bummer.
A Really Crappy Review…Literally
Someone stumbled on a whole plethora of stuff in their Anaheim hotel.
A Rorscharch Couch
From an airport hotel in Canada. I see my mom...Freud...my mom....a train...my mom.
As They Would Say In The UK, “Bloody Pillow!”
A little swash of plasma, almost certainly from a bloody nose, and missed by housekeeping. At a hotel in Salt Lake City.
A Little Shower Smegma
From a traveler in Texas who shares this photo. "The shower gel may be invigorating, but the smegma on top, not so much."
Bird Poop or a Happy Stain?
On a couch at a $179 a night room in beautiful El Centro.


